And I’ve been drowning my sorrows in Lucky Charms and soy milk
These are the things that keep me sane
Getting pretzels at midnight behind my house
At the price you can’t complain,
We set off fireworks, pissed off the whole neighbourhood
They keep me up having sex anyway
This stoop has been seen much worse
We’ll set off a few more
Maybe I’ll blow off a piece of this city I hate.